It may be the drugs talking, but I really like this.

"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii) 02/16/2017 at 22:51 • Filed to: None

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How could this not be a good work vehicle? All wheel drive, active suspension and air bags. It’ll even seat four, if they’re not really attached to their lower extremities. This is an awesome idea!

Wacko > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 22:53

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Did the drugs also not include the link?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 22:53

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kinja’d

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 22:55

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https://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/6002421761.html  

Well, let’s try it this time.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Wacko 02/16/2017 at 22:57

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I swear, I’m not high, just medicated. ;)

I added a link to a separate post, because Kinja’d.

Nibby > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 22:57

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wafflesnfalafel > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 22:58

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The Stealths always looked a little cleaner to me - super cool in back in the day.

WilliamsSW > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 23:01

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That was one of the coolest cars around 25 years ago. Really well kept, too.

Some nuggets in the ad-

“All terrain” - hahaha no

“Full size compact spare” huh?

Urambo Tauro > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 23:04

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Radio-Controlled Steering Wheel

wut

Urambo Tauro > WilliamsSW 02/16/2017 at 23:05

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Full size compact spare

I’m so confused.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Urambo Tauro 02/16/2017 at 23:08

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“Jumbo Shrimp”, semi-boneless ham, etc., etc.

WilliamsSW > Urambo Tauro 02/16/2017 at 23:10

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That’s your “complete driving style” right there. Compact, full size - ALL of it.

Urambo Tauro > wafflesnfalafel 02/16/2017 at 23:12

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I can’t look at a black one without being reminded of that awful ’90s Bandit TV series.

Urambo Tauro > WilliamsSW 02/16/2017 at 23:14

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/16/2017 at 23:23

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Nice! Peak 90's right there.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/16/2017 at 23:29

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The 90's were my decade! College, full time employment, married and no kids. It was a great time.

shop-teacher > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 02/17/2017 at 07:14

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I always liked the taillights on these.